Earthbound botanicals, warm whiskey spice, and a zesty pop of citrus. The classic cocktail perfected, bottled, and ready to pour.
You don’t mess with a classic—you drink it. Mad Moose Ready-to-Serve Old Fashioned takes the time-honored cocktail ritual and packages it into an effortless, bar-quality 750ml glass bottle. No measuring, no muddying sugar cubes, and no shelf of bitters required—this small-batch creation is pre-mixed and ready the exact second you are.
Built on Mad Moose's signature non-alcoholic whiskey foundation, it balances deep, earthy botanicals with a wake-up-your-wits kick of orange citrus and subtle spice. At just 20 calories per serving, it delivers all the rich, slow-sipping weight, warm burn, and sophisticated elegance of a classic lounge cocktail—100% plant-based and completely alcohol-free.
Deep earthy botanicals, zesty orange citrus, warm whiskey spice, and a smooth classic finish—20 calories.
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The Appearance: Rich, glowing deep amber-mahogany with long, slow legs that coat the inside of your glass.
The Aroma: Intensely inviting and grounded. Opens with a deeply rooted, earthy botanical base, immediately brightened by fresh orange citrus peel and warm oak spice.
The Palate: Perfectly balanced and velvety smooth. Subtle, rounded sweetness coats the tongue upfront, quickly punctuated by a lively flash of orange zest, aromatic bitters, and a rich whiskey bite.
The Finish: A classic, seamless glide. Leaves a soothing, warm spice and lingering orange oil finish that goes down effortlessly smooth.
The Classic Pour: Pour 3 oz directly over one large, clear ice cube in a heavy-bottomed rocks glass.
The Cherry Topper: Top with a fancy Luxardo cherry—or three.
Smoked Twist: Smoke a rocks glass with a wood-chip torch before pouring to elevate the rich, earthy oak botanicals.
The Spirit Architecture
Pre-Mixed Precision: Perfectly dialed-in ratios of non-alcoholic whiskey, aromatic bitters, and citrus oil for a consistent bar-quality cocktail every single time.
Earthbound Botanicals & Citrus: Blends deep wood and herb extracts with a sharp pop of orange zest to recreate the multi-layered depth of a hand-crafted cocktail.
20 Calories per Serving: Light, guilt-free indulgence—giving you the weight and ritual of a nightcap without heavy sugar syrups or alcoholic fogginess.
Ready-to-Serve 750ml Format: Housed in a full-sized 750ml spirit bottle, making hosting, gifting, and evening wind-downs completely effortless.
Pro-Tip: Keep the 750ml bottle stored in your fridge door! Pouring ultra-chilled Old Fashioned directly over hard ice prevents the drink from diluting too quickly, ensuring every single sip retains its rich, velvety weight and warm spice down to the last drop.
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